Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dick Morris: Bigot, Backstabber, Toe Sucker

On January 29, DickMorris of Fox News said on Hannity and Colmes that Edwards' voters are those that can’t decide which they don’t like more—a black or a women getting elected.

Let us know who is talking right now. Dick "the toe sucker" Morris. Dick Morris has been a political consultant since the 80's and was one of Bill Clinton's lead consultants until 1996 when his sucking toe fettish was discovered.

Morris had an affair with a prostitute named Sherry Rowlands who he would allow to listen in on calls between himself and the president. He let her read speeches before they were ever given and was generally known as a behind the scenes guy.

But no one would want to know what this guy was doing in his private life because it was all sick. Prostitution, adultery, and he was the 7th largest tax delinquent in the United States in 2007. That is just what we know about.

He has taken advantage of his relationship with the Clintons by lying himself back into prosperity. After his sex scandal he lost a million dollar book deal so he turned to sleezy, unsubstanciated lies in order to get another one.

This guy has skeletons, he is sick, and he is allowed to speak whenever he wants on Fox News. Go figure.


JB said...

You know, Dick Morris is a sleazebag who makes my skin crawl, but I can't for the life of me figure out what the hell is wrong with sucking on toes. When did that become perverted? Plenty of normal guys like women's feet. My personal advice to all the fellas is that when you're loving up your woman, pop her toes in your mouth. Trust me, it works wonders:)

Jay_MMS said...

You know, I'm pretty sure it's taboo. In addition it's Dick Morris. It's Dick Morris sucking on a prostitutes toes. Prostitution is also taboo. Though it's possible that both the feet and a prostitute might both be clean, neither has a positive connotation.

Maybe Dick Morris needs to leave politics and head to Holland where his acts are more acceptable. (Then again he'd probably get involved with the politics related to drugs and prostitutes there. He's hopeless).

I'm sure you're lady's a gem jb. Thanks for posting.